Wednesday No. 1: July 26, 2006

Nathan Jr. arrives home, vaguely marsupial in aspect, still warm from the oven. His skills include echolocation and conflict resolution. The needle on the bathroom scale scarcely quivers in recognition when he steps upon it. The tonal frequency of his mewls and his crime-fighting mask indicate that he may be, in fact, a Batcat. Time shall tell.