Wednesday, November 8, 2006

Less disturbing than Nathan's recent penchant for hogging and trashing the bathroom is the incontrovertible evidence that he is turning into a beaver.


"Where does it go?" he wonders during his daily ablutions. "Perhaps I can build a dam."


"I am vast. I contain multitudes. I built this chair with only some logs and my incisors."


"But in my dreams, I am once again a kitten."