Post-Holiday Roundup

Nathan is the gift that keeps on giving.


Eggnog gets his Irish up, so he dances a jig.


He claps his hands, says yeah.


He says no, I won't watch 'Rocky.'


He defies gravity, despite his strapping frame.


He also defies a restraining order, the result of his infatuation with a younger calico maiden.


Even at her toilette, she is not alone.


She is as a songbird in a gilded cage...


...Whilst Nathan is the peacock of the walk. He is fierce, fabulous, feathery.